Definition of turd

turd

adjective

bad.
That turd waitress still hasn't brought me a refill.






Citation from "Not WIthout My Daughter", Arrested Development (TV), Season 1 Episode 21 (2004) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing.
Last edited on Jul 18 2016. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on May 13 2014.

noun

a piece of fecal matter; "loaf".
There's a big turd in the toilet.
You smell like fresh turds.
I gotta go drop a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Kevyn J. from Manhattan, KS, USA on Jul 07 1998.
a session of pooping. UK slang.
I had one hell of a turd this morning.
Excuse me, I'm off for a turd.
- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.
feces.
Somebody smeared turd all over the toilet seat.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on May 19 2010. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.
an irritating person.
My little sister can be such a turd!
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Holly C on Feb 22 2003.

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pile of pants	Definitions include: nonsense.
skint	Definitions include: without money; "broke".
posh	Definitions include: sassy, beyond sassy... incredibly choleric.
nosh	Definitions include: oral sex given to a male.
*sht the bed**	Definitions include: to perform poorly; "screw up".
flash	Definitions include: meaning fancy, stunning or anything that looks extraordinarily good.
Barney	Definitions include: the police.
bender	Definitions include: an extended period of alcohol or drug use.
knackered	Definitions include: extremely tired.
handbag positive	Definitions include: Used on medical charts in the UK to indicate that the patient is an elderly female, due to the possession of a handbag.
grass	Definitions include: to report someone to the authority involved (police, school teacher).
wag	Definitions include: to not attend school or work, without permission.
keep (one's) pecker up	Definitions include: to cheer up.
faff	Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".
limey	Definitions include: a Briton.
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Other terms relating to 'bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing':
brutal	Definitions include: extremely horrendous, embarrassing or harsh.
drag	Definitions include: a person's story: what they would have you believe.
butt	Definitions include: extremely ugly.
wank	Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation.
ugly	Definitions include: of a situation, very bad.
buns	Definitions include: buttocks.
404	Definitions include: missing or misplaced.
bunk	Definitions include: boring.
hack	Definitions include: to play with a Hacky Sack (footbag.)
*bad-ss**	Definitions include: a tough person or rebel.
antwacky	Definitions include: old-fashioned; unstylish.
sausage fest	Definitions include: a gathering with many more males than females.
nope	Definitions include: "no".
bush league	Definitions include: bad or inferior.
whack	Definitions include: crazy.
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Other terms relating to 'feces':
caca	Definitions include: feces.
bull stuff	Definitions include: censored version of "bullshit".
loaf	Definitions include: to rest.
arse biscuit	Definitions include: feces.
skid mark	Definitions include: feces stains on underwear.
poop	Definitions include: feces.
cow chip	Definitions include: cow feces.
BS	Definitions include: acronym for bullshit.
scheisse	Definitions include: German for shit.
dingleberry	Definitions include: a lump of (usually dried) feces stuck in the hair / wool / fur / etc. near the anus of an animal, including a human.
crap	Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit."
*bullsht**	Definitions include: to jokingly deceive.
do-do	Definitions include: feces; "poop".
cow pat	Definitions include: cow feces; "cow patty".
diaper gravy	Definitions include: diarrhea.
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
trench coat	Definitions include: an outcast; "freak".
jork	Definitions include: rude, crude, and "nerdy" at the same time.
scum-bucket	Definitions include: a bad person.
schmuck	Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk"; "asshole".
pay lay	Definitions include: an insult.
flid	Definitions include: a very stupid or incompetent person.
choot	Definitions include: a despicable person.
mother trucker	Definitions include: censored version of "mother fucker".
*jerk-ss**	Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
bia	Definitions include: alternate spelling / pronunciation of "bitch".
queaf	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
*dck sucker**	Definitions include: mouth.
*mother fcker**	Definitions include: a formidable person.
doush	Definitions include: misspelling of "douche".
hoe	Definitions include: a general insult, usually applied to females.
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Other terms relating to 'turd':
cry of a lonesome turd	Definitions include: a fart
tongue-punch (one's) turd cutter	Definitions include: Lick a woman's ass
turd burglar	Definitions include: an idiot, a loser, one who does something uncalled for.
turd burgled	Definitions include: exhausted, tired.
turd burgler	Definitions include: a person who ruins the sanitary conditions of any bathroom or public restroom, by leaving an awful stench.
turd cutter	Definitions include: buttocks.
turdnugget	Definitions include: The residual nugget of excrement that trails the larger performance of defecation.
turd sniffer	Definitions include: to get into someone's business