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Definition of JSMP
JSMP
- acronym for "just shat my pants." Compare with LMAO!.
Used when LMAO doesn't provide enough emphasis.- See more words with the same meaning: acronyms (list of).
Last edited on Jan 29 2013. Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12 2012.
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Other terms relating to 'acronyms (list of)': | |
Definitions include: acronym for "bitch from hell". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "right now". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "Do I look like I give a fuck?" | |
Definitions include: acronym for "rear-echelon mother fucker". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "son of a bitch." | |
Definitions include: acronym for "blowjob", i.e. fellatio. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "that hoe over there". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "have a great summer". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "I'm not an expert". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "foot-long floater", i.e. a floating piece of feces that's a foot long. | |
Definitions include: very good, excellent; "cool". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "as fuck". | |
Definitions include: "thanks". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "not in my backyard." | |
Slang terms with the same root words
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Other terms relating to 'just': | |
Definitions include: Can be said when impatiently waiting for someone to follow you. Double meaning of coming and orgasm. | |
Definitions include: an expression used to indicate someone is in denial. | |
Definitions include: acronym of "fuck I'm good just ask me". | |
Definitions include: I'll just have the soup. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "just fucking do it". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "just for the record". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "just kidding". | |
Definitions include: "just my opinion". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "just out of curiosity". | |
Definitions include: to break up with a significant other, telling them that one "Just wants to be friends." | |
Definitions include: jealous. | |
Definitions include: just kidding. | |
Definitions include: the perfect thing to have at the present moment. | |
Definitions include: The presence of a dirty, diseased looking person evokes this response. | |
Definitions include: n. exactly what is need. | |
Other terms relating to 'my': | |
Definitions include: an emphatic yes. | |
Definitions include: an emphatic "yes". | |
Definitions include: request for oral sex or as an insult. | |
Definitions include: a retort. | |
Definitions include: less common spelling of "ermahgerd". | |
Definitions include: alternate spelling and pronunciation of "oh my god". | |
Definitions include: military acronym for "fuck it, got my orders". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "fuck my life." | |
Definitions include: "fo shizzle my nizzle", i.e. "for sure my nigga". | |
Definitions include: confess to something | |
Definitions include: Another way to say, "Well, I'll be damned...!" | |
Definitions include: acronym for "in my arrogant opinion". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "in my experience". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "in my humble opinion". | |
Definitions include: acronym for "in my, not so humble opinion". | |
Other terms relating to 'pants': | |
Definitions include: to bore one. | |
Definitions include: a beautiful woman. | |
Definitions include: crazy. | |
Definitions include: to become very excited, to the point of (hypothetical) sexual emission. | |
Definitions include: upscale. | |
Definitions include: pants large enough to accommodate a fat person. | |
Definitions include: to have sex with. | |
Definitions include: to have sex with someone. | |
Definitions include: to be unable to sit still. | |
Definitions include: a female who can't control her sexual appetite; "nympho". | |
Definitions include: to not be promiscuous. | |
Definitions include: to not overreact. | |
Definitions include: extremely fun and/or humorous. | |
Definitions include: to have no visible buttocks. | |
Definitions include: pants so tight that (when worn on women) one can nearly see the outline of their labia. | |
Other terms relating to 'shit': | |
Definitions include: to act superior. | |
Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink. | |
Definitions include: used to emphasize the preceding statement. | |
Definitions include: crazy. | |
Definitions include: "very". | |
Definitions include: offensive shade of yellow | |
Definitions include: a despicable person. | |
Definitions include: very crazy. | |
Definitions include: to beat severely. | |
Definitions include: to beat severely. | |
Definitions include: foul-smelling loose stools experienced the day after heavy drinking. | |
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers. | |
Definitions include: extremely bored. | |
Definitions include: to make a person extremely bored. | |
Definitions include: a large muscular person. | |
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